Metro columnist Dan Casey has named his four marijuana plants after sports teams associated with Virginia institutions of “higher” education. The other two are the Marijuana Maroons, in honor of Roanoke College, and the Flowering Flames of Liberty U.

Around the beginning of May, yours truly planted some cannabis seeds in dirt and made sure to moisten that daily. Then we asked readers to suggest names for the 2023 crop, because we had so much fun …