600kg of cannabis goes missing from police evidence locker in India; police blame hungry rats. Bhang-up job you’re doing there, officers [Unlikely]

 600kg of cannabis goes missing from police evidence locker in India; police blame hungry rats. Bhang-up job you’re doing there, officers [Unlikely]

I frickin’ love the ‘hungry rats’ excuse for obvious theft.You can break into an ATM, steal stacks and stacks of ‘eaten’ cash, then toss a dead rodent on top of a few shredded bills.
Bam!
The perfe…